Patrick

Super sexy man that looks like yo mama his mind is full with **** and he’s really inappropriate

Lady 1- “dang who is that sexy man woman”
Lady 2-“oh… that’s Patrick”

by Mr Emil’s pp November 13, 2025

Patrick

Somebody who is extremely good at giving an anal prize and has huge dingleberries.

Want to go eat Patrick out.

by Olatunde Khalifa December 1, 2025

Patrick haney

The love of my life

I love you so much, "Patrick Haney"

by puppies&rainbows December 9, 2025

Patrick

The ugliest boy known to mankind he cant even get chuzz he is a fucking autistic little shit at the age of 5 he was thrown into the trashcan. he is so chinese that you need a magnifying glass to see his eyes no need to ask him to do your homework he is dumb as fuck and cant even do his own homework. Whenever people's pets go missing they expect him to have eaten their pets. He is just a little Ching CHong who says 1,5cm is average.

Wow your a patrick

by Hak tuah guy January 28, 2025

Patrick Wienand

gimp²

Person 1: 'What do you think of Patrick Wienand'
Person 2: 'He's such a bloody gimp'

by willyoutjohnson January 30, 2025

tuch patrick

touching patrick from spongebob on the hit mobile app "goo asmr make fun" and when you do he goes:

ohh myyy.... amazing.... mmmmmm

guy 1: man i love playing goo slime simulator
guy 2: can you tuch patrick in it?
guy 1: yes
phone: oh my... amazing... mmmm

by thegrugs February 16, 2025

Sant Patrick’s Day

My favorite holiday my birthday, Sant Patrick’s Day
Not Green Day

“Not Green Day, you meant Sant Patrick’s Day”

by roadkillducky February 21, 2025