1. that bastard piece of shit occasionally electrical appliance that opens cans or doesn't open cans
Number 2. the only Christmas gift mom gave to your ex
3.the Christmas gift your ex still should not have gotten
4. the only bullshit appliance that you can throw away three times and dig it out of the trash when you need it most and the bastard work
5. the one electrical appliancethat you are glad you did not throw it At your ex because the f**Ucker*** sometimes works
Number 2. the only Christmas gift mom gave to your ex
3.the Christmas gift your ex still should not have gotten
4. the only bullshit appliance that you can throw away three times and dig it out of the trash when you need it most and the bastard work
5. the one electrical appliancethat you are glad you did not throw it At your ex because the f**Ucker*** sometimes works
"throw that fucking can opener away!"
"I wish I had thrown that fucking can opener at you! but I'm glad I didn't because I needed to open some peaS and cream of children soup!"
"I've lost the handheld can opener please go dig the fucking can opener out of the garbage...so I can try it again. do you believe after one week of using a handheld can opener the electric fucking can opener workEd"
"go to hell you fucking can opener I am throwing you away now!"
"mom don't buy that asshole a fucking can opener for Christmas he's an idiot and may try to use it; he's ugly buy him a paper bag instead."
"that f****** can opener is possessed!"
"I wish I had thrown that fucking can opener at you! but I'm glad I didn't because I needed to open some peaS and cream of children soup!"
"I've lost the handheld can opener please go dig the fucking can opener out of the garbage...so I can try it again. do you believe after one week of using a handheld can opener the electric fucking can opener workEd"
"go to hell you fucking can opener I am throwing you away now!"
"mom don't buy that asshole a fucking can opener for Christmas he's an idiot and may try to use it; he's ugly buy him a paper bag instead."
"that f****** can opener is possessed!"
by Red one... out May 6, 2014
Get the fucking can openermug. I should not have gotten into that festivus opening last, I will be sore for days and I can't, nay won't, wear sweatpants.
by Patty90 March 27, 2016
Get the Festivus openingmug. Talking out loud to yourself not because of insanity but to leave the conversation open for anyone to join to whatever degree.
I was open source talking at the strip club about sandwiches and next thing I knew...(she joins and redirects the conversation here).
by Bauldrdash Thunderballs February 5, 2015
Get the Open source talkingmug. by Rumcájsz March 28, 2018
Get the openingmug. by EmJayee February 3, 2020
Get the Open Leg Megmug. Refers to where you open a can of soup or fish wif a can opener even though said tasty-comestibles container has a built-in pull-tab.
Employing da "redundant can-opener usage" action isn't necessarily always a silly or time/effort-wasting operation --- it eliminates da hazardously-sharp torn-metal edge, and thus it can enable you to more-safely empty out da can's contents without risking cutting yourself (great for if you're having young and therefore-more-easily-injured children helping you prepare da meal), plus it allows you to more-thoroughly clean out da can instead of wastefully leaving a ring of perfectly-edible food inside da slightly-encroaching-into-da-can's-interior rim of da can.
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