Karen

A woman that will most likely end up divorcing you and takes the kids with her.

Karen divorced me for another man and took the kids, fuck you Karen.

by hit that mf yeet December 1, 2018

Soccer Karen

Soccer Karen; A Karen with athletic Karenability; typically spectating an athletic competition, in which her offspring compete.

" Dude; Melanie is such a fucking Soccer Karen ". " Her spawn sucks on the field and she is up the refs ass all the time ". " WTF? ".

by saavy chimp April 9, 2024

Internet Karen

The mysterious butthurt person who got his/her panties in a wad and reported your comment online.

Internet Karen: OMG did you see what she said in her comment?!! I cant believe her!!

Other person: Just let it be. It most likely has nothing to do with you.

Internet Karen: Whatever I'm reporting her!

by Flower347joy May 2, 2022

Karen

A Karen is from middle England and is one of life’s takers, but gives nothing in return.

Eg. Karen, please can you look after my dog?

Karen: no sorry, I’m busy.
1 week later
Karen: I’m dropping off my dog for you to look after next week, hope that’s ok.

by Captainfandango August 25, 2022

KAREN

A bitchy person

Boy: yo you know Karen?
Other boy: yea she’s a bitch

by callmedaddy1 January 11, 2019

Karen

You should never act like a Karen and you can or can not Karen’s are sometimes nice but mostly mean

Person 1:can I get that
Karen:no it’s mine
Person:plz
Karen:I’m calling your manager!

by Layla073 May 23, 2021

Karen-to-be

A young female, usually 30 or under, who is already practicing being offended by jokes and getting mad over nothing online so that she will one day master the art of being triggered in public. Usually in the early stages of gaining an excessive amount of weight, trimming their hair short, maintaining virgin status, blaming men for everything, and playing the victim card when they realize they are wrong in an argument. These females have already surpassed the point of downvoting anything that triggers them online as well as having pre-programmed terminology that comes out of their mouth at least once per hour such as “bigot”, “small dick energy”, and “ok boomer”.

Short-haired fat chick: JUST BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN EQUALITY DOESNT MEAN YOU NEED TO BRING YOUR SMALL DICK ENERGY IN HERE BIGOT!!!!
Store Employee: Ma’am that’s just the price. I don’t make the prices. I just work here.

them.

Short-haired fat chick: YA OK BOOMER
Store Employee: Ma’am I’m 16. (Whispers: man, what a Karen-to-be)

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 28, 2023