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Herschel's Law

Law of internet forums stating that any post conflating "Uranus" with "your anus" shall be down-voted to oblivion for being brain-meltingly unoriginal.
Uranus is nineteen times further from the sun than Earth, and therefore receives 1/360th the amount of sunlight. +3

Uranus is where the sun don't shine! -5,000,000; Herschel's Law invoked
by Sir William Herschel December 30, 2018
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Law Dig

Great substitute for any of the following:
Bro, Dude, or Homie.
Usually used by white kids who arent gangster enough to say homie, are tired of dude, and are not good enough friends with people to call them bros.
Megan: "What's up Laaaaaw Diiiig?!?
Jack: "Nothing much Law Dig, just about to go get some pizza."
by Floe, Skyler December 17, 2008
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man-in-law

Someone you girlfriend/wife used to date and she may or may not still have feelings for
Tom: I caught up with John yesterday
Jim: Ha! You mean you man-in-law...remember your wife Jackie used to date him for a while before you
Tom: Shit.. no wonder we never became friends
by Ninety-five August 27, 2010
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Gay-in-Law

Your mister-in-law but for everyone.
I have a gay-in-law and you don’t. You must be super jealous.
by MaskedMassacre July 2, 2020
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The Ketchup Law

The theory that you either have too much ketchup, or not enough. It is rare to "beat" the ketchup law and pour yourself only as much ketchup as you actually need.
"Oh man, I grabbed way too much ketchup for my fries!"

"That's the Ketchup Law, dude."
by Kittenish August 3, 2009
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Walding's Law

Walding's Law is an adage that is best described as:
Paranoia in the development stage of any serious relationship that anything could cause an end to said relationship.
This is typically more frequent in youthful relationships where relationships tend not to last as long as more mature relationships. This being said does not exclude it from happening to mature and professional relationships.
This phenomenon is common within romantic relationships however it may occur outside one, such as in a new social or professional position.
Some examples of Walding's Law may include being worrying that:
1. Anything you do could cause your new romantic relationship to end.
2. Your new partner talking to someone else leading you to believe that they are interested in them.
3. Doing a task incorrectly could cause you to lose your new job.
4. Acting too much like yourself could make a newfound friend to lose interest in your friendship.

etc.
by StudyClassProductions November 2, 2016
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Ivers' Law

This law, a variation of Godwin's Law, was formulated on August 31, 2008. "As a political internet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Bush and/or 9/11 approaches one."
Person 1: Dude, who are you voting for?
Person 2: Obama man, McCain is too much like Bush... and we all know Bush was the mastermind behind 9/11.
Person 1: Ivers' Law is proven again.
by Ivers October 20, 2008
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