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jitzy bits

Origin: North-East Coast of Aus,

A "Jitzy Bits", is a Ditzy jane, slow hoe or a dumb cunt. Airheaded, no-one home, goldfish-memory and all of the above. She's smokin hot, but a little ?silly billy?.
~"Gabby, swallow my load, be a good girl (mutters under breath, "ya Jitzy Bits").
by JSBC August 13, 2017
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Bits

UK slang for making out, kissing, sex, etc...
Teresa: OH MY GOD, how was ur night girl!?
Tessa: Damn girl, Andrew and I- we did bits
Teresa: Really?? Didn't you just meet him?? No f**king, right?
Tessa: DAMN RIGHT I MOUNTED THE LAD, we did big bits!
by GamerGurl03 September 28, 2020
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Great! A bit of road!

A phrase commonly used when I play Carcassonne
I will recieve a piece of road as my tile for my go, when at that point I don't need it...
Great! A bit of road!
by Secret B0y February 18, 2009
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Two Bit

In Aussie (just speaking for Brisbane) a two bit is someone who always has to put their "two cents" in ie someone who pipes up with a usually negative/irrelevant opinion just for the sake of having their say (lol!). Similar to a jump-up, but they're usually just a bit too keen/more worthwhile than a two bit :)
Shut up you little two bit, what the hell you know don't chime in with shit when they're trying to save their relationship!
by 1FB May 30, 2019
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A bit of Fry & Laurie?

Another way to ask someone if they want to have sex with you
So my girlfriend the other day got really smiley on our date and she slowly tapped my leg and I noticed. I asked her if we could engage in “a bit of Fry & Laurie?” afterwards and she said “sure I’d love that”.
by YuOfTheNight March 24, 2021
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compulsive torx-bit saver

A do-it-yourselfer who never discards the little screwdriver-tips that come in boxes of torx deck-screws, even though there's always a fresh bit included in every box of screws.
My buddies jokingly call me a compulsive torx-bit saver because I don't throw out still-usable screwdriver-tips from boxes of screws, but I figger that, hey --- I already paid for the tips when I bought the screws, so why not save them in case I need one to use with other screws in the future?
by QuacksO October 1, 2018
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Rid Bit

When you rip out someone’s booty too sook on their rid bit
I ripped out her rid bit and sooked it so much.
by Rid Bit Loyal November 29, 2019
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