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Epic bronwarn

An epic saga of poopy butts and A and H's big pp
I love the EPIC BRONWARN
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hat was epic
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Epic gamer

Muse A: "Hey did you know I'm an epic gamer?"
Muse B: "Oh my god so am I!"
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A cool guy who plays the videogame KARDS. The ones who play as Sovjet have probably long hair. They think that their ultra epic status comes from the fact that the combine their meta knowlege with a plethera of WWII facts to make them a overdramaric bezzerwizzer ingame.
Oh are you just an (epic gamer).

I am a ultra-epic-kards-gamer, peasant.
by ultra-epic-kards-gamer May 17, 2020
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EPIC GAMER

An epic gamer is a guy who has a big dick and gets all the pussy mostly playing minecraft or any other game than fortnite if he does play fortnite we have a brain dead freak not a EPIC GAMER on our hands.
Person 1:have you heard if the new guy.
Person 2:yes I heard he was an EPIC GAMER i so want him.
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Epic Gamer

Ironic term used to describe a person, typically male, who is of low social status and cretinous intellect that spends most of their days in their mother's basement being a sweaty tryhard on video games while feeding on nothing other than caffeine and whatever fast food and other greasy snacks they can get their cheeto-covered fingers on - furthermore characterized as an immature virgin that uses the digital space as an outlet for their deep insecurities. Their style of communication also takes on a form akin to the typical gamer stereotype seen circa the start of the 21st century.

Given their intellect (or lack thereof), epic gamers often lack the empathy and emotional intelligence to properly communicate with others both in real life and on the internet, thus leading them into a closed loop of being a miserably disgraceful annoyance to anyone who may have the misfortune of running into them.
"EZ EZ XDDDDDDDDD"

"This nigga is the biggest epic gamer I have ever seen."
by Hobkins Neitzen July 1, 2025
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DIET EPIC NGL

PLEASE HELP ME IM ON A DIET

-DIET

MORAL: DIET
IM ON A DIET EPIC NGL HELP END ME.
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