Bong and Thong

Like Netflix + Chill, Hulu + Handjobs, Amazon + Anal, and IMAX + Climax, but including much more weed ( marijuana ). Also, sometimes called 'G-Strang and Baby Bhang'

Random Guy: Have you ever smoked weed?
Random Girl: Ummm, No...
Random Guy: Have you ever worn a thong?

Random Girl: Still, No...
Random Guy: Sounds like someone's in need of some bong and thong!
Random Girl: HELL YEAH!
( what she really said: okayyyyyy then... )

by ZombroMitchell March 29, 2016

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Human Beer Bong

A large woman lifts up a significantly smaller man and performs the rusty trombone. Literally holding the penis as the top of the funnel might be, and treating the asshole like end of the tube.

I quaffed six cherry coke and rums, induced vomit, closed my eyes, opened them, met an amazon looking woman, got in her car, and and when I come to, I'm being used as a human beer bong. Better than a blumpkin, I think

by Steak Salad June 17, 2012

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bong accessories

shiny things like pink handcuffs, diamond lighter folding knives, camoflage leashes, abrasive jewellery andsemiprecious and precious rings, etcetera.

where are my bong accessories! i put them over there, they moved.

by Cody5050 December 10, 2020

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Meat Bong

A term used to describe the umbilical cord when you smoke weed while you’re pregnant and your child takes a hit

Sandra: hey congrats on your child hergatha! Although your kid does seem to be way too mello right now.

Hergatha: Why thank you my trusted next door neighbor Sandra! Yeah he took a hit on the ole meat bong and next thing you know he’s straight up riffing about brexit and the photocopier at Walgreens again

by Doomguy44 May 15, 2021

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