Colter Andrew is a 6'11" 240 Pound sexual tyrannosaurus of a man who puts beta's in their place and forces his freinds into their place by words or by force with his Massive schlong that averages out at a foot.
Even though they cant speak for shit, their aura alone makes them a most formiddable opponent
Even though they cant speak for shit, their aura alone makes them a most formiddable opponent
Guy one: damn I have a fucking headache
Guy two: you must of induced the rage of Colter Andrew
Guy One: what? No i tripped you unfresh bonobo
Guy two: you must of induced the rage of Colter Andrew
Guy One: what? No i tripped you unfresh bonobo
by Parker Pattymore October 3, 2021
Get the Colter Andrewmug. yo he got that fuckin SCHMEAT tho, like damn daddy did you rob the butcher for that hamhock or are you just slanging the spoils of the hunt. You could choke a goddamn hippo with that hog.
Andrew August wakes up in the morning, fully erect with the salute of a thousand men, ready to bless the earth with his girth.
by nicecaulk October 11, 2020
Get the Andrew Augustmug. Andrew Curtis is a 19 yr old twitch streamer! He plays minecraft, roblox, and valorent! He is also very kind and pretty.
by alth5a June 29, 2021
Get the Andrew curtismug. by Colejackyl May 21, 2016
Get the andrew boelkmug. is a major cunt nugget. kinda cool ? has amazing music taste. tries to dress cool like the emo kids. really good at kissing. cries himself to sleep every night.
by erenyeager16 May 11, 2018
Get the andrew petrocymug. by yourniggakelvin May 27, 2018
Get the William Andrewsmug. Andrew is a fatty with a big patty. But when u see andrew you wanna jerk on. Whenever you see andrew sit he wants to make you cream. For example when someone sees him they drop to the floor and finger one another. He also has 20 girlfriends. he gets them when he plays hockey and uses his shlong as the stick. His hair is so soft it feels like his pp. He pulls all the girl with all of his skibidy rizz in ohio. He is so tall that whenever you make eye contact you have tilt you back in an upwards position. You don't even need to bend down to suck his gimenomosorous pp. He also has a big fat ass. So gyatty you get blinded when u stand behind him and u feel like u wanna smack it super dupppper hard. His fortnite and rockey league skills are sooooo good that it makes you want to lick him. - SWL
-Oh my gosh, is that the handsome, sexy, ginemonosorous pp, super bum, ice spice x100 butt Andrew Sit?
-Yeah, he actually wants me to mo him super hard.
-You should do that for sure, he's so gyatty.
-Yeah, he actually wants me to mo him super hard.
-You should do that for sure, he's so gyatty.
by CUBE BOY BALLS 189 November 3, 2023
Get the Andrew Sitmug.