im gonna touch an guitar in your head

complete nonsense

Eric: You're drunk, go home.
Javier: JFIF, *burp* you home, go drun- *burp* im gonna touch an guitar in your head you *dies*
Eric: o ok

by aaronehhh July 31, 2016

National ask your crush out day

You should ask him/her on 17 of November.

National ask your crush out day: if you ask on 17 of November he/she'll accept you!

by Alice Campbell November 17, 2020

national post your girl bestfriend day

dec 30 is national post ur girl bestfriend day

its national post your girl bestfriend day

by YOMOM12346740 December 30, 2021

Throw Your Phone On The Fucking Roof Paradox

If someone asks you to throw your phone on the roof for no reason and you do throw your phone on the roof you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof-

"Hey, you should throw your phone on the fucking roof for no reason lol"
"isn't that the Throw Your Phone On The Fucking Roof Paradox?"

by MagnusTheReker March 29, 2022

national send your friends nudes day

on the 29 of may you send your friend who sends you this definition a as many nudes as the person wants male or female

friend 1 hey did you know its national send your friends nudes day?
friend 2 oh dame ok how many do you want

friend 1 10

by jackalob May 28, 2020

Please Don't Add Your Own Soundtrack

Something you say to a noisy person in a movie. An alternative to telling them to shut the fuck up

Will you be quiet, please don't add your own soundtrack

by Treysteroid Of Youtube December 30, 2010

Don't tell me tell your mom

Another phrase originating from greensprings school, used in a similar manner to wait no telling. It is used to express disinterest in what someone is telling you about. And insinuating that their mother would be more amused by what they have to say than anyone else.

David: Never do that again you are so annoying!!
John: Don't tell me tell your mom.

by FrznYgrt January 26, 2020