Queen of fucking everything

The ultimate drama queen/attention seeker; likes to be at the centre of social scenes; tends to be bossy; delusional at times; prone to hissy fits; sulks when things are not going her/his way.

...he/she thinks they're the Queen of fucking everything
eg. Elton John, Kerry Katona, Katie Price, Jodie Marsh.

by SophieT January 26, 2011

Fuck the whole bitch

To have sex with a woman orally anally and vaginally.

After I slammed that pussy I fucked her in the ass then the bitch sucked me off. When I fuck, I fuck the whole bitch.

by bigsT December 9, 2007

I'm Fucked Up

The term used if someone likes or does things that are typically found messed up or extremely gross.

I laugh at dead people and people say that I'm fucked up

by Mr.Mistaken March 6, 2018

What the absolute fuck?

When "What the fuck?" isnt sufficiently exasperated enough, "What the absolute fuck" is used.

Same as "What the actual fuck?" except more localized in New Zealand.

John: What the absolute fuck is Jim doing?
Dave: I have no idea man

Jim: Hey Mike someone shat in your shower bro
Mike: What the absolute fuck?

John: Man this is badly organized...
Jim: Yeah I have no idea what the absolute fuck is going on.

by BloodBomb January 5, 2011

Fuck me boots

Tall tight-fitting boots that extend at least to the knee but usually to the thigh with a three inch or higher stilleto heel.

She's not the best looking woman at this party but in those fuck me boots, she's the sexist.

by Marlene December 10, 2003

National Fuck Day

A day where all you do is fuck. Just enjoy.

Oh man, I am so psyched for national fuck day!

by YEAHHHH!22222222222222 March 7, 2011

Big Fucking Spider

A REALLY big spider with the seeming propensity to shred you tip to stern. When such spider walks, you can feel the fear through your feet, and the vibrations that it makes running after your ass. If you see one of these, you have one of 3 options.

-Run
-Get Eaten
-Start Praying

"Hey Jack, where did matt go?"
"I dont know for sure, but that really big fucking spider over there with a leg sticking out of its mouth sure looks suspicious..."

by Sebas S December 13, 2008