Cabin crew take your seats

Your gonna fucking die

Pilot 'Cabin crew take your seats'
Person 'Fuck'

by lolbenjithepooji December 25, 2018

How to make your parents proud

You probably just made your parents upset or mad and searched this up just so you don't feel disappointed anymore, I feel ya.

My dad just yelled at me for "breaking" a trumpet so I searched "how to make your parents proud" into the urban dictionary.

by 2021AA January 16, 2021

I'm going to jump your bones

Intercourse. Imma jump and top of you im gonna jump you down to the core, I'm gonna make your bones shake😏

I'm going to jump your bones when we get up stairs

by Your local optometrist April 1, 2023

National fuck your brother day

December 4th

National fuck your brother day!

by Shdhdhhdgd December 4, 2022

I will suck your fucking dick

Usually used when there is nothing else humanly appropriate to say in a certain situation therefore that is the phrase used

Jamie: ”says literally anything around will”
Will: I WILL SUCK YOUR FUCKING DICKKK!

by I thou nigga is here June 20, 2019

Kiss your bf/gf Day

On the 4th of March you get to kiss your bf/gf!!

Kiss your bf/gf Day!!

by KS.6th March 2, 2022

National Beat your Dick Day

Get the fuck out of here you lonely motherfucker and find yourself a girlfriend.

Did you hear it is national beat your dick day.

Wow you must be lonely.

by PeePeeMaster I steal your dick December 9, 2021