yo momma jokes

Jokes that say how fat/ugly/old/stupid someones mom is
The're usually used by a 12 year old with no life

4 yo momma jokes:

Yo mommas so fat, when she swims in the ocean the whales start singing "we are family!"

Yo mommas so ugly, when she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning

Yo mommas so old, she owes Jesus 5 bucks

Yo mommas so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone

by Bob_McBob December 15, 2009

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get yo life

Used to explain ignorance that has been expressed through words or actions by another person.

China: Girl I thought Michael Jackson was still alive!
Bonny: Girl, get yo life! He's been dead since 2009.

by Watermelone November 27, 2013

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Yo momma

Bitch who just can't mind her own damn business

"Man, yo mothafuckin momma can't seem to mind her own business"

by Irbyn's Daddy. June 12, 2003

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Yo ho ho

A phrase normally attributed to pirates. It first appeared in the song The Derelict, which was written in 1901 for a musical based on Treasure Island.

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

by SmileyScout July 12, 2006

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fuck yo block

When someone is on your block and they want to screw you and your crew up and you cannot stand them or where they live, you tell them to go FUCK YO BLOCK NIGA!

" you think yer hot shit er somethin? wanna fight?"
" man niga FUCK YO BLOCK!"
With the hand movements bending your knees and waveing your right hand up and down fast.

by Koukla_Babe December 12, 2008

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