everyone has that uncle who is complaining on Facebook that Obama is making people gay or that Mexican Immigrants are taking over the world
by gayfawkes April 13, 2015
Get the Facebook Unclemug. Facebook trauma (or Status infliction) occurs when a 'friend' you sill have feelings for gushes about their new lover. A source of deep agony.
Facebook trauma examples...
- Can't wait to see my girl tonight ;-)
- Liam went from being "single" to "in a relationship" <3
- I have the best girlfriend ever!
- Here is a picture of us in one another's arms
- We're moving in together
- Cuddled up on the sofa watching telly
- Can't wait to see my girl tonight ;-)
- Liam went from being "single" to "in a relationship" <3
- I have the best girlfriend ever!
- Here is a picture of us in one another's arms
- We're moving in together
- Cuddled up on the sofa watching telly
by Supraxi September 6, 2011
Get the Facebook traumamug. Someone on Facebook that not only has the same name as you, they also look freakishly like you.
Usually the first result in Google when you search for your name.
Possible proof of a massive secret clone program that took place in the mid 80s.
Usually the first result in Google when you search for your name.
Possible proof of a massive secret clone program that took place in the mid 80s.
Bloke 1: I added my Facebook twin as a friend last night, and now i'm sure some shady fuck in a suit is following me.
Bloke 2: Yeah, that's the Feds trying to cover up the massive clone program that took place in the 80s. You're fucked, dude!
Bloke 2: Yeah, that's the Feds trying to cover up the massive clone program that took place in the 80s. You're fucked, dude!
by deathbymaumau September 9, 2011
Get the Facebook Twinmug. When you go on facebook and visit tons of your friends' profiles and comment on a lot of things or "like" a lot of things. Usually involves a lot of creepin.
Man, I was so bored today that I went on a facebook spree and commented on all of Tim's, Lisa's and Johnny's wall posts. Now I'm gonna have 50 thousand notifications because of that!
by Bears n Basketball January 23, 2011
Get the Facebook Spreemug. when a girl or guy only puts photos up that make him or her look good. When seeing the person in real life you realize that they look nothing like they posted online.
Caleb : She looked so good on her prof pic, so i clicked on her other pics.
Barrett : How was it?
Caleb : She looks good, but when i got to her apartment she was a facebook fabler, she looks hideous, I guess thats why fat chicks that the pic from above
Barrett : Indeed
Barrett : How was it?
Caleb : She looks good, but when i got to her apartment she was a facebook fabler, she looks hideous, I guess thats why fat chicks that the pic from above
Barrett : Indeed
by MTDEW12345 September 3, 2009
Get the Facebook Fablermug. Lying in wait on Facebook chat until the object of your ambush appears in green, and then immediately sending them a message, commenting on something on their wall or tagging them in a post.
Flaming hot #1: Goddd I can never be on FB chat anymore, that creepshow Mitchell keeps chirping at me
Smokeshow Friend #1: That's the worst. Classic facebook ambush.
Smokeshow Friend #1: That's the worst. Classic facebook ambush.
by Brubes July 13, 2011
Get the Facebook ambushmug. A person who is all over someone's dick on facebook. Whether they're hating or just making worthless comments, they won't hop off.
Collin (photo comment) - Dude, you WOULD make this your profile pic. Put a shirt on man.
Sam - I was at the beach man stop being a facebook jockey. My dick's starting hurt just let go.
Jackson - word collin you've been facebook jocking niggas hard lately chill out
Sam - I was at the beach man stop being a facebook jockey. My dick's starting hurt just let go.
Jackson - word collin you've been facebook jocking niggas hard lately chill out
by thatreaddealnigga May 14, 2011
Get the Facebook Jockeymug.