A Stale Ham Sandwich is someone who has utterly fucked up. This person is so much of a disgrace to human society that they have been labeled as the lowest of the food chain.
Alex: Did you hear about Liz and Hunter getting together right after she broke up with me?
Xzander: Yeah man that was rough, what a hoe.
Synergy: Totally, she is lower that the juices at the bottom of a trash bin. She is such a stale ham sandwich!
Xzander: Yeah man that was rough, what a hoe.
Synergy: Totally, she is lower that the juices at the bottom of a trash bin. She is such a stale ham sandwich!
by CuteKeys April 14, 2019
by troysco2 May 20, 2015
When a male tucks his penis and testicles between his legs and bends over so as to allow his companion easy access to pleasure the anus, testicles and penis head. Traditionally performed by European men within private circles.
by polishchicagokurowski July 08, 2011
Jobber. Which contrary to popular belief, was not invented by Bobby "The Brain" Heenan. It was applied to pro wrestling by him. The term Ham n egger means a jobber who was so easily dispensable, that the money he made wrestling was barely enough to buy a ham and egg breakfast.
by tigitigi Tiger woods ya'll! October 21, 2007
Pat: "How did you get that pig, Joe?"
Joe: "I tricked Old Man Farmer."
Pat: "What scam did you use this time?"
Joe: "The Albany Ham Scam."
Pat: "That's a classic."
*both laugh*
Joe: "I tricked Old Man Farmer."
Pat: "What scam did you use this time?"
Joe: "The Albany Ham Scam."
Pat: "That's a classic."
*both laugh*
by face.monster March 16, 2009
Noun. When two uncircumcised flaccid males place their dicks tip-to-tip. A piece of deli sliced ham is wrapped around the kissing tips and held in place with twisty ties. *if both men are hard, it is called a Chinese ham trap {Powershot}
"Hey man, this Chinese finger trap isn't man enough."
"I think my mom has some deli sliced ham. Let's do a Chinese ham trap."
"I think my mom has some deli sliced ham. Let's do a Chinese ham trap."
by Bigcattttttttttttt May 27, 2013
by FappyCumCookie March 03, 2017