Stale ham sandwich

A Stale Ham Sandwich is someone who has utterly fucked up. This person is so much of a disgrace to human society that they have been labeled as the lowest of the food chain.
Alex: Did you hear about Liz and Hunter getting together right after she broke up with me?

Xzander: Yeah man that was rough, what a hoe.
Synergy: Totally, she is lower that the juices at the bottom of a trash bin. She is such a stale ham sandwich!
by CuteKeys April 14, 2019
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ham slam

A particularly large dump, especially after undergoing a food coma.
Mother: is johnnie ok?
Father: yes he is just having a ham slam.
by troysco2 May 20, 2015
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Japanese Ham Sandwich

When a male tucks his penis and testicles between his legs and bends over so as to allow his companion easy access to pleasure the anus, testicles and penis head. Traditionally performed by European men within private circles.
by polishchicagokurowski July 08, 2011
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ham n egger

Jobber. Which contrary to popular belief, was not invented by Bobby "The Brain" Heenan. It was applied to pro wrestling by him. The term Ham n egger means a jobber who was so easily dispensable, that the money he made wrestling was barely enough to buy a ham and egg breakfast.
by tigitigi Tiger woods ya'll! October 21, 2007
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albany ham scam

A con or scheme devised to lighten someone of their pig.
Pat: "How did you get that pig, Joe?"

Joe: "I tricked Old Man Farmer."

Pat: "What scam did you use this time?"

Joe: "The Albany Ham Scam."

Pat: "That's a classic."

*both laugh*
by face.monster March 16, 2009
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Full Ham Sandwich

A group of friends or an event that consists of almost all girls.

The opposite of a Sausage Fest.
What was the ratio at the party like last night, was it a sausage fest, or more like a full ham sandwich?
by Full Ham Sandwich March 20, 2019
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polish ham saddle

A sexual position in which the male gets down on all fours (naked), so that his front is facing up, the partner rides on top in a side-saddle position.
polish ham saddle it's a difficult sexual position to master.
by Knight0wl February 24, 2014
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