A Stale Ham Sandwich is someone who has utterly fucked up. This person is so much of a disgrace to human society that they have been labeled as the lowest of the food chain.
Alex: Did you hear about Liz and Hunter getting together right after she broke up with me?
Xzander: Yeah man that was rough, what a hoe.
Synergy: Totally, she is lower that the juices at the bottom of a trash bin. She is such a stale ham sandwich!
Xzander: Yeah man that was rough, what a hoe.
Synergy: Totally, she is lower that the juices at the bottom of a trash bin. She is such a stale ham sandwich!
by CuteKeys April 13, 2019
Get the Stale ham sandwichmug. When a male tucks his penis and testicles between his legs and bends over so as to allow his companion easy access to pleasure the anus, testicles and penis head. Traditionally performed by European men within private circles.
by polishchicagokurowski July 8, 2011
Get the Japanese Ham Sandwichmug. Jobber. Which contrary to popular belief, was not invented by Bobby "The Brain" Heenan. It was applied to pro wrestling by him. The term Ham n egger means a jobber who was so easily dispensable, that the money he made wrestling was barely enough to buy a ham and egg breakfast.
by tigitigi Tiger woods ya'll! November 7, 2007
Get the ham n eggermug. Pat: "How did you get that pig, Joe?"
Joe: "I tricked Old Man Farmer."
Pat: "What scam did you use this time?"
Joe: "The Albany Ham Scam."
Pat: "That's a classic."
*both laugh*
Joe: "I tricked Old Man Farmer."
Pat: "What scam did you use this time?"
Joe: "The Albany Ham Scam."
Pat: "That's a classic."
*both laugh*
by face.monster March 15, 2009
Get the albany ham scammug. Jorble-Ham Phenomenon is when someone associates a thing/event with something that derived from it (or appears to be related by coincidence) because they saw the latter first.
“This is my pet dog, Mario.”
“Mama Mia!”
“What?”
“Like Super Mario? From the games?”
“Classic case of Jorble-Ham Phenomenon.”
“Mama Mia!”
“What?”
“Like Super Mario? From the games?”
“Classic case of Jorble-Ham Phenomenon.”
by therealtricheal July 31, 2023
Get the Jorble-Ham Phenomenonmug. When two Russian women born before 1991 simultaneously give a titjob to a man from the Iberian peninsula, therefore sandwiching his penis with their breasts.
Juan: "Yo Sebastian, I just had a Communist Ham Sandwich with Anna and Irina! It was the best shit ever!"
Sebastian: "Damn dude, their tits must've been so good!"
Sebastian: "Damn dude, their tits must've been so good!"
by Exz0tik June 4, 2020
Get the Communist Ham Sandwichmug. To have sex either anal or in the doggie style from behind. a sweet ass can look like two hams so shoving a hard erection between them is shoving the spike i.e. spiking those hams
by masarasa6000 October 25, 2011
Get the spike those hamsmug.