square

Slang for a single cigarette, usually a Newport. Primarily used in the south east.

Yo, son... lemme get a square.

by rabortabort October 6, 2009

Square root =

Lucas Welch is a bitch

The square root = Lucas is a bitch

by Ricocrazy December 1, 2023

when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti

life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass

when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess

by doctormoosh May 25, 2022

Mr. Square

A made up character who always gets the short straw.
His whole life is a series of failures,which is what makes him so hilarious

Known for his love of green hats and likeness to the Mr. Men character Mr. Strong.

Tayla: Ohcrap I only got 64% on my maths exam

Harriet: At least you're not Mr. Square.

by Dartron December 9, 2008

Shitty Squared

When two songs of lesser enjoyment are crudely mashed together by local radio stations to create a song that is shitty to a power of 2. Although there is arguments that one shitty plus another shitty would yield a less shitty song, this is not true. Is in indirect relation, but should not be confused with the Double Shitty

"Oh no! It's a dirty mix of Macklemore and Robin Thicke they just Shitty Squared these songs!"

by Donheis December 29, 2013

Square Box Hero

Individuals that reside in a trailer park and commit great acts of greatness and stupidity

After chugging 24 beers and passing out, Kyle was crowned the "Square Box Hero" of the day.

by The KC Huckster July 6, 2023

Dissenter Squared

A group with moxie commissioned with dissenting the 21st century self-proclaimed "mavericks."

Guy #1: You ever heard of Dissenter Squared?
Girl #!: No. Are they squares?
Dissenter Squared: No, we're complete and utter fools! So come join us!
Guy #1 and Girl #1: Sure! Why not?

by undertheviaduct April 11, 2010