One Direction

Fifty shades of fucked-up.

"One Direction is the shadiest band of all time".

by Wallflower56 August 8, 2015

a mad one

A period of time spent doing nothing that isnt completely silly, hopefully bizarre & enormously fun! Usually undertaken when under the influence of alcohol or drugs or both.

Best enjoyed after (in fact it only really qualifies as 'a mad one' after) at least one night's sleep deprivation.

(It is also worth noting that 'a mad one' is normally accompanied by almost continuous, totally sincere but basically pointless, apologies to anyone nearby who is halfway normal)

"Sorry mate, don't mind us ..we're on a mad one"

"I know I am talking shit mate, sorry, I've been on a bit of a mad one"

by The Insomnianiac July 8, 2005

One Direction

A shitty boy band that basically came out of nowhere. They're only famous because they won X Factor. They produce horrible over-autotuned music, look like they're not even 16, and the only slightly good thing they have going for them is their hair. They mind control girls into liking them and their disgusting music. The only thing their fans talk about is how "hot" One Direction is and how they want to fuck various members. If anyone even dares to voice their opinion on them, these girls will track you down and force you to say differently.

Girl 1: OH EM GEEEEEEE NIALL IS LYK SO HAWT(:
Girl 2: I KNOOOEEWW RIIITE? I LYK SOOO WANNA FUCKKK HIMM ONE DIRECTION FOR LYFEEEEE
Guy: What the fuck is your problem?

by ronburgundythethird June 6, 2012

Take One

The act of getting it on. Having relations, having sex.

You gonna go home and "Take one?!

by HR. Hickey Of Mr. Hickeyville November 14, 2010

he's one!

A phrase that Overwatch players use when an enemy player is low on health.

*Tracer lights someone up and then dies*
Tracer: He's one! HE'S ONE! HE'S ONE!
*Winston hops onto the Lucio that is already healed up and dies*
Winston: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING LIAR

by AviderEnivider May 26, 2018

one by five

Lego nerd talk for "girlfriend"
-since lego does not make 1x5 pieces
-it's hard for nerds to get girls

I finally have got my one by five

by Royce July 4, 2016

One Bonged

When the light weight in the squad takes one hit on a bong and is immediately monged and cannot partake in further bongery.

Dean: Will, that was a phat rip on the bong
Will: *no reply*
Dean: M8 you just got One Bonged

by MongaloidBongaloid February 23, 2017