Magic Coke Machine 

The Magic Coke Machine (MCM) is the pop/soda mchine which can make any combination of flavors of soft drink you can imagine, using a computer touch screen to make your selection and then let the magic happen!

Dudes, I just used the Magic Coke Machine over at Firehouse Sub to make cherry orange lime coke zero. Mind=blown !

Magic Coke Machine by Magic Jack Flash October 31, 2013

Mississippi Soda Machine 

Flip a girl upside down, open her pussy lips, pour a drink of your choice into her vagina, let it settle, and flip her right side out and suck out that succulent juice of yours.

Rob: Hey kyle did you do anything with Emily last night?
Kyle: Yeah, I gave her a Mississippi Soda Machine

Rob: Nice how was it?
Kyle: Fucking delicious

Mississippi Soda Machine by canucksboi27 January 25, 2016

Titty sucking machine 

This is the nickname for all the fboys out there. You all have mother issues

He’s such a titty sucking machine

Titty sucking machine by Babyface42069 October 31, 2019

Peen Ween Machine 

The object many dedicate their lives to.

Peen ween machine suck cock LLLLLL penis lmao LLLLL 777777

Peen Ween Machine by blastaux September 21, 2020

the pinball machine 

When you slip a quarter into a person’s butthole and slap their ass cheeks until orgasm.

I’m going to give her the pinball machine later tonight

the pinball machine by MuzzikA0 March 1, 2021

barneys ultimate buttsex machine 

when youre having sex and the dick makes that farting sound while shoving the long plump-ass wiener into the ass. it also will make the cum soak and seap into da anality hole

those sex offenders want a barneys ultimate buttsex machine!

barneys ultimate buttsex machine by xX 44100 Xx August 8, 2021

barneys ultimate buttsex machine 

It’s like an Anus Soda, But The Soda is Urethra.

What is an Fucking genital Barneys ultimate buttsex machine???

barneys ultimate buttsex machine by xX 44100 Xx August 18, 2021