Dan man

Despite Dan being called the man. Pulling a Dan man means fucking up big time. Its like a walking jinx whos just waiting to get himself or the people he's around into some kind of mess.

JOE: Dan pulled another Dan man last night.

You: What he do this time ?
JOE: He puked all over the front entrance of the bar and got us all kicked out.

You: Damn, pulled another Dan man

by BernardSaint May 20, 2018

Central Maryland Diesel (Dan Bowen)

A person who is rude to others about their looks but has no room to judge because they're unpleasing the the eye.

Them: Shes such at catfish .
Everyone else: Your literally friends with Central Maryland Diesel (Dan Bowen) you all are over weight and ugly. Why are you judging someone else.

by madison craumer May 24, 2018

Dan staples

If you need to ask you don’t know

The band of the time is all you need to know dan staples

by Player hater101 May 27, 2018

Dan Holman

Fat piece of shit that thinks he is half black. Son of infamous Mr Peanut as seen in his nut ass head. Wears supreme to make him feel like he doesn't come from a broke asss home. Also raps lyrics he memorized last night. Bandwagon sports fan. Pussy that no one likes and person who thinks he can handle his alc but throws it away when no one is watching.

"Damn you know that pussy over there."
"Yeah he's a whole Dan Holman"
"I fucking hate Dan Holmans"
"Everyone hates them fat fucks"

by Lacrosse coach December 22, 2017

Dan

Dan is your typical short bestie he is funny and he knows everyone he is quite loud and talks alot he is also mean to his friends he will buy u chocolate

Dan don't be such a doughnut

by Sophlouiseg January 4, 2020

Dan Petcash Syndrome

Dan Petcash Syndrome affects men who are small bodied and minded. They lack the ability to articulate themselves and cannot speak in coherent sentences. He is quite literally mentally challenged, and unfortunately there is no cure. Dan Petcash who the syndrome is named after is still alive living well in complete ignorance and bliss. He is able to say one word “turk” and smiles right afterwards.

Bro 1: Woah that dude has D.P.S (Dan Petcash syndrome)

Bro 2: Totally dude

Dan Petcash: TURK

by Doctor Shmigoo January 14, 2020

Black Dan

A type of African american who typically lives in wealthier areas of the united states, but pretend to be a thug and usually end up doing something stupid and getting caught leading to legal punishment

Black Dan groped a girl last night and now hes being charged with assault. What a twit

by Shenshang March 28, 2020