Mi Lo Fu

aka 布袋 Budai / 笑佛 Laughing Buddha / 胖佛 Fat Buddha / 快乐佛 Happy Buddha / Mi-Lo Fwo

Mi-Lo Fwo, (laughing buddha) is the most common and most popular depiction of Buddha in China for centuries. His nickname was “Cloth Sack” — Budai in Chinese. Buddhists’ main goal in life is to ‘be happy’, and it’s for this reason that depictions of Buddha show him as being fat and laughing.
I am fat. I have a large belly, and an (almost) bald head, I must be the reincarnation of Mi Lo Fu
by Toby Simkin April 12, 2023
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Los Banos

A northern/central California town where you can get good Mexican food. Located an hour away from San Jose, which means you have to drive an hour to do everything because there’s NOTHING to do otherwise. Los Banos has a rundown and depressing feel. Everything is in Spanish. There are two high schools and both are bad. If you enjoy a nice fun outing at Target you might enjoy living here.
I am leaving San Jose to move to Los Banos. My life is over.
by Mike F. July 10, 2022
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Ce lo dean

A white fatter version of ce lo green who couldn’t organise a prayer in a mosque
Oh my god ce lo dean has fucked the job up again!
by J.planer June 05, 2021
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Oh ma lo

Tate was yelling oh ma lo she saw something crazy
by Dhdiishwvbe January 27, 2025
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silky lo

Sinking a golf shot fom 93 yards for eagle, nothing but cup. Then jerking off on the green.
To shoot 80 you are going to need a silky Lo on the 18th.
by jatc September 14, 2006
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The Los Santos Conjectures

Two mathematical conjectures regarding the mission "The Los Santos Connection" of Grand Theft Auto Online.

The first states that if three or more players are present, at least one will be idle, and that if a full lobby of six are present, at least two will be idle. This can be expressed as follows:

Let x = number of players idle and y = number of players present.

x ≥ y/3, always rounding down for x.

The second states that no matter how many players are present, no more than one will ever survive to the point of arriving at the airport (typically they will die at the compound while they or their teammate are hacking the laptop).
Joe, Bob, and Bill thought that they had a good chance of finishing "The Los Santos Connection", but were foiled when Bob was idle and Bill died at the compound; they had failed to account for the Los Santos Conjectures.
by Raul Menendez October 16, 2014
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