Dan

A lazy person who likes to sleep but too smart and can't play, chess well

I want to sleep like dan

by Dr.morfy July 16, 2021

A Dan Mac

A dan mac is a term used to describe a man who denigrates attractive women who have a romantic interest in him.

Girl 1: You know your cute friend, Randy? Well, he did a dan mac on me at the club by calling me a whore bag.

Girl 2: Yeah, I've heard that he does like to dan mac women who want to date him. Move on girl!

by The Cruncher August 12, 2018

Dan Dan

When you poop into the belly button of someone with a Herina.

"Dude! What the fuck is that?"
"That's my Dan Dan, man."

by 636Mufaletta July 30, 2022

Circumcised Dan

A short man who circumcised his penis at the age of 18. He sells children to the FBI in exchange for movie tickets. His daughter is a naughty whore who eats frogs and rabbits every day.

He has a theme song that goes:

My name is Circumcised Dan and I live alone, I still like to bone and moan alone.

I’m feeling shitty today, I’m feeling Circumcised DAN.

by Littleweiny22 August 26, 2023

Droll Dans

Droll Dans is a fucking awesome streamer who streams friday night funkin'.
He also plays dragon ball but who cares about dragon ball legends?

person1: Hey did you see they new Droll Dans stream?
person2: No i'm normal
person3: YES I DID HES IS SO AWESOME AND POGGY WOGGY UWU
person1: go to hell person 3
person3: T-T

by WeggyIsAwesome June 28, 2021

Family Dan

A pal who happily comes on holiday with your wife and kids.

Seen that family with two dads over there?

Nah man, one’s a Family Dan!

by Sayin Crows October 11, 2023

mela dan

dealer man ryming slang / sounds like

call your mela dan, init so we can get lit for the night

by lee2 December 13, 2006