One Direction

Fifty shades of fucked-up.

"One Direction is the shadiest band of all time".

by Wallflower56 August 8, 2015

One Direction

A shitty boy band that basically came out of nowhere. They're only famous because they won X Factor. They produce horrible over-autotuned music, look like they're not even 16, and the only slightly good thing they have going for them is their hair. They mind control girls into liking them and their disgusting music. The only thing their fans talk about is how "hot" One Direction is and how they want to fuck various members. If anyone even dares to voice their opinion on them, these girls will track you down and force you to say differently.

Girl 1: OH EM GEEEEEEE NIALL IS LYK SO HAWT(:
Girl 2: I KNOOOEEWW RIIITE? I LYK SOOO WANNA FUCKKK HIMM ONE DIRECTION FOR LYFEEEEE
Guy: What the fuck is your problem?

by ronburgundythethird June 6, 2012

Take One

The act of getting it on. Having relations, having sex.

You gonna go home and "Take one?!

by HR. Hickey Of Mr. Hickeyville November 14, 2010

taxi for one

Phrase used to tell someone they aren't funny (implying that they need to leave. Alone. Right now.)
Usually used in reaction to a bad joke or stupid comment.

Dave: Knock knock.
Sam: Who's there?
Dave: Wallet inspector! Hahahahaha!
Sam: ...Taxi for one.

by feather-duster May 22, 2007

The Bearded One

A man of immense power and might that has a magnificent ginger beard and can not feel pain. This man sometimes is mistaken as Jesus, but undoubtedly has the means to destroy the world. A man of this power is rare to find and often has the intellect to make his plans go through.

Someone of this power can complete extreme tasks such as:
breathing fire
throwing cars
reading minds
predicting actions
time traveling

flying
and even solving a rubik's cube

"holy shit is that 'The Bearded One'"
*shits oneself*

by beardedone August 13, 2015

One Niner

Any of the chicanos, kinfolk, or of the few woods that either grew up or reside on the Avenue, that don't take no mess from no one. True hustlers, money makers and grind artists, that take care of their peoples and only have love for those that have love for them.

Female1: "Girl, we 'bout to go to the south side and hook up with some real G's."
Female2: "I heard that girlfriend, ain't nothing finer, than a *one niner*"

by lilmack1919 December 19, 2018

he's one!

A phrase that Overwatch players use when an enemy player is low on health.

*Tracer lights someone up and then dies*
Tracer: He's one! HE'S ONE! HE'S ONE!
*Winston hops onto the Lucio that is already healed up and dies*
Winston: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING LIAR

by AviderEnivider May 26, 2018