old spoon

A phrased coined in the UK, specifically heard in Manchester. The phrase describes an older person. Usually between the age 40's & before you receive or collect your retirement package.

"no you don't want to date me, I'm an old spoon, I'm too old for you"

by NYC2MCR November 22, 2013

Spoon

To hop from man to man Not being able to keep a relationship . Jump from mouth to mouth .

That’s shortys spoon brah

by EscoDaSnipa September 2, 2019

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Woah you've been naughty...what a spoon

by evalol October 8, 2021

spoon

another word for an annoying human who doesn't leave you alone when you tell them you don't want to be friends!!!!

ughh Bethany is being such a spoon today!!

by kevin!!!!!!! June 10, 2020

Spoon Barbecue

The act of heating a spoon for use of heroin.

Demi Levato probably has enough used needles around to fill up for one last spoon barbecue.

by Blowjaysimpson June 27, 2019

Spoons on spaghetti night

A bad solution, temporarily considered.

Looking up towards the window they thought “This rope made of laundry DOES seem pretty sturdy…” but then realized it was spoons on spaghetti night.

by PulpPigment November 1, 2023

Spoon spree

When one reaches a state of starvation and hunger that he/she obtains a spoon and consumes portions of multiple food items and dishes within a fridge to satisfy their respective stomachs.

Person 1: DUDE what the f*ck happened to the Bacon!
Person 2: Bro Arnel went on a Spoon spree last night

by Rdxd August 17, 2011