social diestancing

A state of wanting to return back to normal life as we knew it 6 months ago and prior. Basically implying that we want social distancing to die (aka we want to not have to worry about it), therefore, social DIEstancing.

*Me in my dreams* I’m going to go out and practice some social diestancing.

by Pialinist September 8, 2020

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Social Distancing

Abstract noun referring to a distance of 6ft (or 2m) that people must keep between eachother during a virus pandemic in order to reduce transmission of the virus.

1. A pandemic-appropriate, polite way in which to tell someone to remove themselves from your safe space. E.g. you have just bumped into someone as you try to exit a lift. "Oops. Social distancing!", you chuckle through your mask.

2. A never-appropriate, impolite way in which to tell someone to remove themselves from your safe space. E.g. you have just bumped into someone as you try to exit a lift. You remove the person's mask, as well as your own, and spit into their face, "Social distanciinngg!"

by SickDave September 22, 2020

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Socially Interuppted

The Social Interruption, is when the process of your task is being interrupted by an exterior social event. This can be, for instance, a message on your phone, or someone coming towards you to talk.

CarMightyVids was socially interuppted by his colleagues.

by AlpharSeigen October 21, 2020

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Social dick

A social dick is someone who keeps killing everyone’s vibe in a social setting, this can be cause by them always needing to be right or causing problems with everyone by aggravating or annoying everyone.

You: “I can’t stand Tyler he always feels like he has to be right.”
Me: “yeah he’s a social dick.”

by Quacobs October 4, 2020

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