Bloody Samon

When you’re having sex with a girl, and she is in her period, and that pussy stank like fish

Jeffry was going in on his girl when she got a bloody samon

by Little pussy101 June 7, 2018

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Slimy Samantha

The act of inserting a celluar device of any sort into the anal region of a significant other with the phone calling the ex boyfriend/girlfriend of said significant other

Me and Naomi did the Slimy Samantha yesterday and I couldn't tell if she was shitting or if it was her ex talking

by Owouchmyfoot August 5, 2018

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Mariah Samantha Ford is the most beautiful most precious girl in the world. Wow. You should see her. You should see her eyes. They are so pretty. Or her super cute nose, or her super pretty hair. She’s a super hot blonde. No girl compares to her. She is outstanding. She always says she’s not pretty or whatever, but she really really is.

“ Mariah Samantha Ford is the most perfect human alive”

by Hunter Michael jones January 28, 2019

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serious samaniac

someone who is a megafan of serious sam, and would never pirate a single serious sam game (even tormental).

human 1: look! that dude is wearing a serious sam t-shirt and has a backpack full of beheaded kamikaze plushes! he's a serious samaniac!!
human 2: *throws beheaded kamikaze plush at human 1*
beheaded kamikaze plush: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
human 2: it even yells!
human 1: cool.

by zazazzzazaazazaza October 13, 2021

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