Stale ham sandwich

A Stale Ham Sandwich is someone who has utterly fucked up. This person is so much of a disgrace to human society that they have been labeled as the lowest of the food chain.

Alex: Did you hear about Liz and Hunter getting together right after she broke up with me?

Xzander: Yeah man that was rough, what a hoe.
Synergy: Totally, she is lower that the juices at the bottom of a trash bin. She is such a stale ham sandwich!

by CuteKeys April 13, 2019

Japanese Ham Sandwich

When a male tucks his penis and testicles between his legs and bends over so as to allow his companion easy access to pleasure the anus, testicles and penis head. Traditionally performed by European men within private circles.

Sure, one Japanese ham sandwich coming right up!

by polishchicagokurowski July 8, 2011

ham n egger

Jobber. Which contrary to popular belief, was not invented by Bobby "The Brain" Heenan. It was applied to pro wrestling by him. The term Ham n egger means a jobber who was so easily dispensable, that the money he made wrestling was barely enough to buy a ham and egg breakfast.

S.D. Jones was one of the original Ham n egger

by tigitigi Tiger woods ya'll! November 7, 2007

albany ham scam

A con or scheme devised to lighten someone of their pig.

Pat: "How did you get that pig, Joe?"

Joe: "I tricked Old Man Farmer."

Pat: "What scam did you use this time?"

Joe: "The Albany Ham Scam."

Pat: "That's a classic."

*both laugh*

by face.monster March 15, 2009

Ham under the door

An idiom used to express sexual subtext in conversation or action.

"My Popsicle is in the ice box..."

"That's Ham Under the Door!!"

by Molly Blue September 4, 2009

chip chop ham

Noun.

A girl who has been with many guys; one who may be considered a slut; opposite of a virgin

"That girl hooked up with 15 guys this weekend...damn chip chop ham."

by jlover January 5, 2010

Chinese ham trap

Noun. When two uncircumcised flaccid males place their dicks tip-to-tip. A piece of deli sliced ham is wrapped around the kissing tips and held in place with twisty ties. *if both men are hard, it is called a Chinese ham trap {Powershot}

"Hey man, this Chinese finger trap isn't man enough."
"I think my mom has some deli sliced ham. Let's do a Chinese ham trap."

by Bigcattttttttttttt May 26, 2013