Stale ham sandwich

A Stale Ham Sandwich is someone who has utterly fucked up. This person is so much of a disgrace to human society that they have been labeled as the lowest of the food chain.

Alex: Did you hear about Liz and Hunter getting together right after she broke up with me?

Xzander: Yeah man that was rough, what a hoe.
Synergy: Totally, she is lower that the juices at the bottom of a trash bin. She is such a stale ham sandwich!

by CuteKeys April 13, 2019

Japanese Ham Sandwich

When a male tucks his penis and testicles between his legs and bends over so as to allow his companion easy access to pleasure the anus, testicles and penis head. Traditionally performed by European men within private circles.

Sure, one Japanese ham sandwich coming right up!

by polishchicagokurowski July 8, 2011

ham n egger

Jobber. Which contrary to popular belief, was not invented by Bobby "The Brain" Heenan. It was applied to pro wrestling by him. The term Ham n egger means a jobber who was so easily dispensable, that the money he made wrestling was barely enough to buy a ham and egg breakfast.

S.D. Jones was one of the original Ham n egger

by tigitigi Tiger woods ya'll! November 7, 2007

albany ham scam

A con or scheme devised to lighten someone of their pig.

Pat: "How did you get that pig, Joe?"

Joe: "I tricked Old Man Farmer."

Pat: "What scam did you use this time?"

Joe: "The Albany Ham Scam."

Pat: "That's a classic."

*both laugh*

by face.monster March 15, 2009

what some ham

when ming gets a huge pp and he does the itchydog

"niagga am hungry"
Ming: "YOU WHAT SOME HAM"

by XDbork January 21, 2019

Full Ham Sandwich

A group of friends or an event that consists of almost all girls.

The opposite of a Sausage Fest.

What was the ratio at the party like last night, was it a sausage fest, or more like a full ham sandwich?

by Full Ham Sandwich March 19, 2019

spike those hams

To have sex either anal or in the doggie style from behind. a sweet ass can look like two hams so shoving a hard erection between them is shoving the spike i.e. spiking those hams

Wow look at that sweet ass I need to spike those hams

by masarasa6000 October 25, 2011