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High Achieving Personality Disorder (HAPD) is something that people who have a desire to achieve at such a high level that it makes them crazy
Hanna is acting crazy, she must be off her high achieving personality disorder meds
by Beg Marber April 22, 2025
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Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD)

A chronic condition caused by repeated incidents of Slack Shaming, excessive @channel pings, or being publicly corrected in front of your digital peers. Symptoms include fear of typing in any channel, cold sweats before hitting "send," overuse of drafts, and the haunting sound of the Slack notification plink in your nightmares.
Ever since I posted that meme in #finance instead of #fun-stuff, I’ve had Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD). I triple-check every channel now and haven’t used @here in 6 months
by Jellogod May 7, 2025
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Pussy Hurt Disorder

when you have chronic pussy hurt. aka phd and pussy hurt syndrome
slow down, I got phd today.
phd?
pussy hurt disorder!
by idksomegirl May 21, 2025
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Masturbatory personality disorder

It’s when you can’t prevent yourself from jacking your pretentious self off metaphorically with unwitty lacklustre interjections and outrageously poor ironic claims.
“Aww man fuck Adam Savage from Killyleagh he’s so masturbatory; I bet he has a full diagnosis of masturbatory personality disorder.”
by Girldick May 23, 2025
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