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country blessing

When someone sneezes on your exposed butt hole
I bent over and spread my cheeks, the homie gave me a country blessing.
by the t3 February 28, 2025
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country bend

When I person(usually male) from the country,bends the bill of their hat so it creates a simicircle.
That kid look like he did the country bend one too many times
by Slothguy23 January 23, 2018
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Country Club Ice

That wonderful ice that comes from the machine in the shape of little tiny ice pellets. Like a cup full of small hail.
I need some country club ice for my cocktail ASAP!
by Dude_Stevens September 25, 2019
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Shit Country

Any country that has devolved into a horrible place to live because of decades of corruption and horrible management. Politicians promote extreme positions to divide and conquer the people, wars are permitted to rage out of control, and no one has the balls to stand up and put an end to the stupidity. City streets are dirty and unsafe for everyone, and nights are frequently interrupted by sirens or helicopters. All the leaders are gay.
Every day I wake up really angry that I live in such a shit country. I don't ever think we'll have real leadership because no one knows what that looks like, since it hasn't existed in our lifetimes. Anarchy blows, yo!
by Publius0987 April 13, 2025
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Country bumpkin

A country bumpkin is a country person but who is a bum.
Omg look at that country bumpkin sittin on his couch over there
by Jayde :)))) January 20, 2020
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Country Living

an American lifestyle and home magazine published by the Hearst Corporation since 1978.2 The monthly magazine focuses on food, home renovation, home decor, DIY and lifestyle.
Fill in the form below to subscribe to Country Living for up to 80% OFF what others pay on the newsstand — that's like getting 16 FREE issues!
by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023
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