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cunt potatoe

A darkly colored fat and scratchy VAGINA!!!!
homer simpsons lips and surrounding beard.

"Damn, that bitch is such a cunt potatoe!"

"Damn bitch! yo pussy look like a mutha fuckin potatoe!"
by Ashkatekim April 4, 2009
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Lame Potato

When one acts in a certain stupendously idiotic way that grants them the title "Lame Potato".
"Reindeer are fake right" Said the Lame Potato

"I've decided to become vegan!" Exclaimed the Lame Potato
by Duke Frenchington The IV December 28, 2013
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potato famine

The most influential rock act the world has ever seen. Hailing from sunny Terrigal on the N.S.W Central Coast. The band has played with artists and bands that include Foo Fighters, Bob Dylan, U2, Led Zeppelin just to name a few. The band consists of Bowza (the lead guitarist, lead vocals, song writer, front man and inspiration for the band). The Surge (bass). Bowza the 2nd (drums) and Tweek (rythymn guitar)
"Hey, i saw that band potato famine and you were right, they are the best band of all time and that singers body is to die for".
by bowza September 27, 2006
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Mashed Potato

people who sit on the couch for more then 4 consecutive hours while they fail out of school, mold over dishes, and play farmville.
My roommate is such a mashed potato that her computer charger burnt out from 16 straight hours of gilmore girls.
by squirrellswin December 13, 2009
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Potato Day

Every last Thursday is potato day, that means you have to eat something made of potato.

November the 9 (09.11) is the holiest day for the potato. Where you have to eat or drink (vodka) for every meal.
Bro 1: You got the vodka?
Bro 2: Yes of course it’s potato day!
by Holy leader of Potatos November 1, 2019
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musty potato

A musty potato is when one sexual partner defecates into the others anus and then proceeds to fuck their anus.
"My gf wants me to musty potato her "
by Brocken-lavalamp July 19, 2016
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Potato Scandal

The fucked up and amazing shit that is created by an exceptional group of best friends.
by ThatBiGuy September 26, 2018
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