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Nigerian Card Scam

Is when a card is swiped at a college cafeteria and without breaking stride, it is gently placed between the butt cheeks of the original swipee, from there the swipees friend can ever-so secretively remove the card from previously stated butt cheeks for a schmorgish board of dog shit.

(Reccommended butt flection for card stability and security)
I was so hungry and without a college id, that me and my buddy phil successfully pulled the nigerian card scam and those fat dirty, smutfaced lunchladies bought it, no pun intended.
by buttpuffingnigeriancardsniffer November 17, 2010
mugGet the Nigerian Card Scammug.

Your mom's credit card

Something you can steal to buy V-Bucks
Bob: I'm better than you at Fortnite! Ha!
Dan: But I have your mom's credit card

Bob: *deletes Fortnite*
by Tiny Chungus January 30, 2019
mugGet the Your mom's credit cardmug.

Shuffles deck, draws card

Part of a common refrain when someone, typically a social justice warrior, complains about some other group of people doing something they do not like. The complaint is often something completely random and more often than not, utterly trivial. It tends to be related to the fictional concept of cultural appropriation, but it can be about any random complaint.

The implication is that the complainer is simply venting their own hatred towards their target group, and is looking for any excuse to spout their own bigotry.
Complainer: Using a fork and putting a napkin in your lap at a Chinese restaurant is racist and clear white supremacy!

Response: Those damn white people and their...

shuffles deck, draws card,

silverware and table manners.
by MJM1985 April 4, 2020
mugGet the Shuffles deck, draws cardmug.

man credit card

When, one male slides his "unit" through another man's ass crack.
i saw that silly guy and i gave him a man credit card
by Phithony September 22, 2006
mugGet the man credit cardmug.

West Virginia credit card

In short, a hose or a simular tubular device that can be inserted into a gas tank in order to suck the gas out and into a different container.
Cletus: How'd you get here, wasn't your truck out of gas and your credit card maxed out?
Larry: Oh I stopped by the bus lot, used my West Virginia credit card. Worked like a charm
by TheOneandOnlyGoose July 8, 2014
mugGet the West Virginia credit cardmug.

Bang Bros Trading Cards

Collectable trading Cards for persons over the age of 18. What started off as a porn movie prop was developed for distribution in 2017. Due to Printing Issues Bang Bros cards were rarely available, Many have found their way onto Ebay selling for hundreds of dollars. . DMCA Takedown ordered bangbros.com to destroy some of the product, Bang bros continues to deny existence of cards.
"I collect Bang Bros Trading Cards"

"I want a Mia Khalifa X-Rated Rookie"
"I will Trade you a Stormy Daniels card and Alaska "
- Donald Trump
by sislovesme March 2, 2023
mugGet the Bang Bros Trading Cardsmug.

19 dollar fortnite card

A legendary item. You can use it to buy v-bucks in fortnite or summon god.
Ok, 19 dollar fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I am giving it away. Remember - share, share, share! And trolls, don't get blocked!
by Ciechan February 25, 2021
mugGet the 19 dollar fortnite cardmug.

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