On September 30th, it's national give a boy your scrunchie day. Give one to your bestfriend, or boyfriend, or anyone who asks
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= "hi"
- "hello Dr. Phil"
- "Your Bright-eyed and bushy tailed"
- "I want you to live your life as a gay woman"
- "bye"
- "hello Dr. Phil"
- "Your Bright-eyed and bushy tailed"
- "I want you to live your life as a gay woman"
- "bye"
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Get the your bright-eyed and bushy tailed mug.-As seen on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kourtney Kardashian pulls out her own baby.
-A phrase similar to "Hold your horses" or "Don't count your chickens before they hatch."
-To be used when a person is impatient.
-A phrase similar to "Hold your horses" or "Don't count your chickens before they hatch."
-To be used when a person is impatient.
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Get the Your mom eats rye bread in the shower mug.a saying by men who are afraid of what their women will do, but it is understood that this will emanate from them, kind of lke a fart, we laugh and we deal, a phrase that may result in death by laughter alone. Go ahead: Tell a woman to "Shut your whore mouth" and see what happens. It cracks me up every time. Aphrodesiac. Laughter.
He decided to go somewhere else and she said "SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH" and he digressed and went home to complete his task of washing the dishes. Like a little workslit. (YUP look it up ladies, I said that)
She told him what to do, he as a dumbass, asked how to do it and she told him to "Shut your Whore Mouth" and he immediately knew how to proceed.
NOUN: a very finite way to convey your intent.
OR
He said "Shut your whore mouth" and she laughed at him, knowing full well that this is pure foreplay and that her desires would be met instantly.
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She told him what to do, he as a dumbass, asked how to do it and she told him to "Shut your Whore Mouth" and he immediately knew how to proceed.
NOUN: a very finite way to convey your intent.
OR
He said "Shut your whore mouth" and she laughed at him, knowing full well that this is pure foreplay and that her desires would be met instantly.
OR
by Proof of troof YO September 4, 2018
Get the Shut your Whore Mouth mug.Derived from the half-your-age-plus-seven rule. Used to define the oldest that a romantic interest can be before the relationship is considered indecent. This rule is considered more accurate than the your-age-plus-half-your-age-minus-seven rule, which in some cases conflicts with the half-your-age-plus-seven rule.
Jackie and Dan were mutually attracted, but Jackie waited until she turned 21 to make a move on the 28-year-old Dan, thereby making it acceptable under the your-age-minus-seven-times-two rule.
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