Sam Lopez

A bitchass nigga that’s on some gay ass shit and randomly ejaculates into other niggas coffee for no reason other than the fact that he’s a bitchass nigga
I caught Sam Lopez cumming into another niggas coffee this morning
by A nigga named Sam Lopez October 12, 2021
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Sam-Éloi

Sam-Éloi is a sweet caring guy.

he's built but would never hurt a fly.

Sam-Éloi is the kind of person you always want around you.
"isn't he sweet?-"
"yeah, that's Sam-Éloi!"
by miimz November 23, 2021
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is sam sad

yes he is
summer: sam you don’t get pussy
sam: i’m sad but i’m not going to tell her
so is sam sad
yes
yes he is
by summerisrllycoolman September 03, 2019
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Sam Todd

A person who uses unlawful violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of molesting children. Or a person who is very ginger and aesthetically offensive to look at.
You are such a fucking Sam Todd today especially because of how you touched my little sister yesterday.
by Samuel Todd February 07, 2023
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talking to sam

Last night I couldn't get a date, so I spent the evening talking to sam.
by SallyandSam December 13, 2008
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Sam Haywood

Sam is a mean lad with a tiny pp and no hair he loves spending time with his mommy and eats chocy bars for breakfast
Your such a Sam Haywood
by Ianmoorefanofficial June 28, 2020
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Sam Clewes

When you have to take a massive shit but it wont come out
God damn dude! Last night I Sam Clewesed so bad!!!
by Y0L0345 September 07, 2012
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