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Cumpanion pillow

An inflatable fuckfest to you through the TSA lines or HOV lines on the way to work. This durable “washable” inflatable life size a promo ally correct life like Pillow will sure to be a hit at all your upcoming events; whether your at home ,travel or just having dinner with your parents and need a date. She or he or it will get you through it.
While at jury duty I was so stressed I had to relieve myself with cumpanion pillow. The judge and other jurors objected. But I susStained and finished
by clear creek October 8, 2022
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pillow poker

A male who cannot find another means of sexual satisfaction beyond himself and regrettably uses a pillow to fulfill the lack of game in the field.
You won't talk to her because you ain't nothin but a hopeless pillow poker.
by Stunningstallion69 October 20, 2022
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Pillow Cheese

The filler in Mike Lindell’s “My Pillow”. It is made up of crack, sniffing glue, and Mike Lindell cum. The combination of these ingredients create this cheasy-like substance that fills up every shitty ‘My Pillow’ hence the term “Pillow Cheese”.
Do not ever eat the Pillow Cheese if your shitty ‘My Pillow’ rips open.
by st31n3r January 4, 2022
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Pillow Is Gay

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by abc124uwuf January 5, 2022
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Pillow flap

Used to describe people who deemed successful despite being perpetually wrong about everything in their own field of expertise.
That stock analyst on CNBC has been saying Tesla stock is worth $20 for years, but it’s currently at $2,000 per share. What a pillow flap.
by Timmy894 January 11, 2022
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Pillow princess

A bi girl who is a girl boss who likes being tied up aka pillow princess
by attb0930 January 17, 2022
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Baby Pillow

“Do you love me” says Person 1
“Baby Pillow” says person 2
by Ghshdhdudgdy January 20, 2022
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