Philadelphian Jockey

The act of snorting cocaine off of someone's male sexual organ. Popularized by the TV Show 'It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia'.

'Hey, how did your date with go?' 'Oh yeah, it went amazing! After dinner, we immediately hit it of with a Philadelphian Jockey!'

by EgorGeroev January 1, 2018

Philadelphian Jockey

The act of snorting cocaine of someone´s male sexual organ.

´Whoa, I´m so high off of my tits right now, I could let someone perform a Philadelphian Jockey on me!´

by EgorGeroev January 2, 2018

Phil

a daddy™, literally, like the embodiment of it.

sugar daddy: hey baby girl
baby girl: yes, phil?
sugar daddy: im sorry what
baby girl: i mean... yes, daddy?

by lo li lo li January 31, 2018

phil heimerl

The best news reporter ever! He works for the True North Radio Network, which is on throughout Northern Michigan. He is bald and says his name like this. "Hi, I'm Phil Heimrooooool"

Friend "Phil Heimerl is great"
Me "I know!"

by Dx Pussy Eater February 10, 2018

Phil Shaw

The Buzz Machine

Chad: Yo where we goin tonight
Brad: Phil Shaw is tossing a banger

by SloppyMcfloppy14 May 21, 2018

phil the hot man

phil is a very sexy manly man which every man and girl wants but unlucky for you, Phil doesn’t like humans! Phil likes bears and fucks those bears so fuckin good in the ass ooohh yeah! sorry ladies ;c

Damn, phil the hot man! I want to suck his big giant cock so badly.

by big fat man big fat July 6, 2018

Phil

Phil: I want to scuba dive.

Phil’s aunt: oh Phil can’t scuba dive because his heart’s too pure.

Phil: oh man!

Phil cannot scuba dive.

by Mandadii September 1, 2018