I couldn't stop the swimmers

The simultaneously unfortunate and wonderful feeling that is premature ejaculation

Randy: And then I got in there and it felt soooo sweeet!!
Wally: DUDE!!!
Randy: She looked me in the eye, whispered my name and I couldn't stop the swimmers!!!
Wally: You bitch! Control your jizz!

by von groovy April 13, 2019

I don’t like Fariz Jabba stop flirting.

I don’t like Fariz Jabba stop flirting.

I don’t like Fariz Jabba stop flirting.

by sdinaz October 25, 2023

stop acting childish

silas herbst

w hahaha that was so funny

silas stop acting childish

by willy_ billy October 19, 2025

Stop Camping

A phrase you’ll hear from most cod players with more than 2 braincells

Bro Stop Camping in that corner you little *****

by disturb May 19, 2021

stop adding dates to this dictionary you dumbasses

just stop. it’s a dictionary, not a put your birthday saying its the coolest ever book.

“Dude I just made a definition for Apri-“
“stop adding dates to this dictionary you dumbasses. this is called a dictionary for a reason.”

by flatwaterbottle June 3, 2022

Stop fkn jojo

When you have sexual intimacy with your beloved dog jojo. The semenation of jojos face

“Hudson stop fkn jojo”

by labob September 14, 2023

Putting traffic lights at my stop sign

When someone tries to over complicate a task or situation you have already resolved.

Look pal, I've already sorted it, don't be putting traffic lights at my stop sign

by Elektrafying_ July 18, 2017