When you covertly text message with someone in your immediate vicinity because you don't want other people in the area to hear what you're saying.
My girlfriend and I were out to dinner and we started table texting about the stupid people sitting next to us.
by osco50 July 11, 2008
When you get a text from a hot girl, and it could be percieved as being a slutty text, your first reaction (being sexual) is a pre-text! You then reply in a normal way, BUT it has to be similar to the pre-text so you can laugh about it!
For Example:
For Example:
Text recieved: "Mm, I'm having an ice cream, you jealous!?"
Pre-text: "Only if it's melting onto your nipples..."
Actual response: "Only if it's Ben & Jerry's!"
Pre-text: "Only if it's melting onto your nipples..."
Actual response: "Only if it's Ben & Jerry's!"
by Essy-k April 25, 2008
When a text-messaging distracted driver rear-ends the vehicle in front of them. Recently demonstrated by public transit drivers in San Francisco, Texas and Boston.
by jlm_one May 11, 2009
a language started by a group of kids in the Michigan scene
it originated in the 248 area and is slowly moving into 586 and 734 area.
it was made to be an inside joke(wouldnt be on UB if it still was) so that friends could say things about other people in front of them and only a select few would know what was being said.
sadly this has slowly been spreading and is being used less and less by the originators in fear that they might be understood while speaking in there foreign tongue.
it originated in the 248 area and is slowly moving into 586 and 734 area.
it was made to be an inside joke(wouldnt be on UB if it still was) so that friends could say things about other people in front of them and only a select few would know what was being said.
sadly this has slowly been spreading and is being used less and less by the originators in fear that they might be understood while speaking in there foreign tongue.
by deeee!!! August 12, 2009
A tone signifier used at the end of a sentence, Indicating the speaker believes the things said before the phrase "Bottom Text" Should be common knowledge or is something that is very easily discovered and/or Learned. Similar to "Duh".
A: I thought it was fine. Why does everyone think that I meant that hateful shit?! Twitter is fucking insane!
B: Because we live in a Post-Trump Society, Bottom text. What do you expect?
B: Because we live in a Post-Trump Society, Bottom text. What do you expect?
by Yes Homo June 03, 2021
by NIK January 19, 2004
Andrew: Yo im about to go apple picking
Nicole: Haha I love apple picking!
Nicole: Will you bring me back some?
Andrew: Youre always double texting me :p
Nicole: Haha I love apple picking!
Nicole: Will you bring me back some?
Andrew: Youre always double texting me :p
by Eskwiomnos October 07, 2011