Cotton Mouth Killer

Cotton Mouth Killer, or CMK, is an energy drink from Norway. It has blueberry and guava flavour, and is specifically designed to kill your cotton mouth. When your thirst is dire - an ice cold can of Cotton Mouth Killer extinguishes it like an ocean hitting a fire.

Thirsty guy: "Dude. My mouth is so dry. I would pay such large amounts of money for a delicious bevarage right now."
Friend: "Have a CMK, bro. Cotton Mouth Killer will quench your thirst."

by Javisst June 2, 2017

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colombian cockroach killer

When you squish a cockroach and use the guts as lube for butt sex

"Drew was amazing! He gave me a Colombian cockroach killer!"

by Tyrone the negro donkey May 21, 2017

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Cockaroach-Killer Fence Climber

South-American inspired pointed-toe cowboy boots specially designed to kill cornered cockaroaches and then quickly climb a chain-link fence to freedom.

Jose is so lucky. His wife gave him a pair of Cockaroach-Killer Fence Climbers on Cinco-de-Mayo. Go Jose Go!!

by Big D Rock July 4, 2020

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Pokemon Killer

When you watch NO SLEEP (that god awful video that you should watch only when you can survive the 9th circle of hell. DELETE THE THING) and you need something to kill, so you blast Eevee to bits and pieces with a 150mm Gun

Another Guy: OI CHAP, WHY ARE YOU A POKEMON KILLER
Guy: Why, I watched NO SLEEP
Another guy: Ok, that makes sense. here have ammo. Also can i join?
Guy: Ok. Lets be warlords!

by Bosnian artillery April 6, 2021

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killer mike

Some random nigga who robbed Travis Scott at the Grammys.

rap fan 1: yo bump that new killer mike album
rap fan 2: who tf is killer mike
rap fan 1: the goat
rap fan 2: gun to your head name me 5 killer mike songs fn

by mrtakethatrisk April 15, 2024

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