Something that cannot be obtained by being human. You have to go through ruthless suffering and torture to obtain this item and it will all be for nothing once you meet inevitable death. First you have to play skyrim for 30 hours straight then kill your mother. Second step is to leave the house with all pets and train them in animal fighting rings. Third step is get married, fourth step is kill your husband/wife. And steal the ring back. That’s an important step. The fifth and final step is to sacrifice yourself and the rings by supergluing them onto your body and jumping into a volcano, to which your pets will follow you as well. The sixth but optional step is to break out of hell and ascend to heaven (where you rightfully belong). This is how you obtain this item.
“Wow I would literally climb up a volcano and toss my body into it to get a gun-shooting knife.”
“My wife hates gun-shooting knives.”
“Please help me, Jasper stole my gun-shooting knife.”
“My wife hates gun-shooting knives.”
“Please help me, Jasper stole my gun-shooting knife.”
by epicguy193 September 10, 2022

What the Cannibal Corpse song "I Cum Blood" is essentially about...as put by frontman Corpsegrinder.
by 7568ino November 3, 2023

by fsafdjkljoidjjiojqwj111223344 December 29, 2021

When you're having sex with your girl doggy and you stick your finger in her ass and there's a piece of shit your finger and you flick it off it becomes a shooting star.
Bro, I was fucking my girl last night and fingered her ass and there was a piece of shit. I flicked it off and it became a shooting star.
by Rayaj October 12, 2016

Complaining about something.
Person 1: "Did your mom say anything when you came home late?"
Person 2: "She was shooting chestnuts from the pussy, like always."
Person 2: "She was shooting chestnuts from the pussy, like always."
by dababy773 August 19, 2021

So....as any good boyfriend should, learn your girls favorite flavor of Skittle. Insert said flavor into flacid penis hole. Have her suck your dick. Upon the completion of the blowjob. Nutritious ejaculation and treat will be deposited into the back of the throat. Then knock on her forehead and say " Taste the rainbow bitch!" Then kiss her on the forehead and go tell her to brush her teeth.
by Iusedacondomonce July 31, 2019

by Smileysamuel February 23, 2025
