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Johnson in the Yawn Son

A party game played by a group of bros at a sleepover. One person is the designated “Johnson” and stands fully erect. The designated “Yawn Son” players sit on their knees around the Johnson. The first player on their knees to yawn has the erect penis inserted into their mouth making them the “Johnson in the Yawn Son”. (For added fun, players can take NyQuil before playing)
Rodney: “Man last nights sleepover was so fun! Don’t ya think Tim?”

Tim: “Yeah man I had a blast! Especially that new game we tried! Did you have fun Marcus?”

Marcus: “No that was mad whack yo! I was the Johnson in the Yawn Son!”
by mbewvy February 22, 2025
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Widow’s Son

A term which has been used in many mystery traditions in history, including Ancient Egypt (Isis, The Widow) and Manechism (Manes, the adopted Son of a Widow) but is today known as an identifying phrase between Freemasons representing the master architect of Solomon’s temple, Hiram Abiff. Commonly used in passing by Masons in order to identify each other.
Do you know the Widow’s Son (if yes, the person is likely a Freemason)
by SerenityJosh February 22, 2025
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son of a gungor

The worst friend in youR friend group, this came about when some people mislaid Logan gungors name
by Magicalboon March 13, 2025
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hay son

Similar to the "gay son, thot daughter" discourse, hay son is the counterpart of thought daughter.
The hay son wears overalls, rides a tractor, has a stem of wheat in his mouth, his favorite book is The Farmer's Almanac and his favorite movie is Charlotte's Web.
credits to @the.soundgeist and @joan.of.arca on instagram
who's gonna be the hay son to my thought daughter?

I love working the weekends at my local farm, I'm such a hay son
by literally just a toast June 6, 2024
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Son of a Sea Cook

A polite way of indicating something is wrong, a bother or an annoyance
by Sonofaseacook July 1, 2024
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Son of a sack of shit

Shes crazy; or did something stupid; somethings wrong.
by Loki5 July 8, 2024
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