rex is a name that only suits my baby the best, if there's another man named rex besides him, he's ugly. my baby's fit like a daydream, walking with his head down I'm the one he's walking too, says miss taylor swift. but for real, he's the only rex i ever want to know because he's the best, that's all, i love him the most and i miss him. no one compares to u, I'm scared that u won't be waiting on the other side, says miss lana del rey.
1: omg rex i died, there's two of em here
2: putangina
1:yay, u killed them, nice one baby, that's my baby right there bro
2: putangina
1:yay, u killed them, nice one baby, that's my baby right there bro
by your baby right here bro June 7, 2021
Get the rexmug. A jacked-up, nightmare-fuelled mutant kangaroo the size of a T-Rex, forged in the radioactive pits of Maralinga and armed with a virus that turns humans into half-kangaroo zombies.
Born from a cocktail of nuclear fallout and Aussie rage, the K-Rex is what happens when a red kangaroo hits the gym, inhales nuclear radiation, and decides to rule the outback with claws, teeth, and airborne bio-terrorism. Its favourite hobbies include tearing through roadblocks, hopping like a tank on springs, and converting the population into marsupial zombies with a single breath.
Oh yeah—and it’ll stare straight into your soul before it rips you apart.
Born from a cocktail of nuclear fallout and Aussie rage, the K-Rex is what happens when a red kangaroo hits the gym, inhales nuclear radiation, and decides to rule the outback with claws, teeth, and airborne bio-terrorism. Its favourite hobbies include tearing through roadblocks, hopping like a tank on springs, and converting the population into marsupial zombies with a single breath.
Oh yeah—and it’ll stare straight into your soul before it rips you apart.
"Mate, I thought I saw a roo on the highway, but it was 12 feet tall and foaming at the mouth—pretty sure it was a f***ing K-Rex."
by aussiedownunder86 May 30, 2025
Get the K-Rexmug. by L. Oh L. October 7, 2022
Get the T. rex armmug.