ride a bird

When you do a sentence at jail

The judge said im gonna have to ride a bird

by Hollaman1279 January 16, 2014

Baltimore sleigh ride

A police tactic for meting out street justice to uncooperative suspects whereby the subject is shackled, but not seat belted, in a paddy wagon. The van is then driven wildly to throw the subject violently against the walls of the van.

The guy was mouthing off to me. I had to give him a Baltimore sleigh ride.

by Ted Bellicose May 2, 2015

Hawaii Hog Rider

the act of boning a girl resembling moana and tearing her asshole inside out. in order to complete the Hawaii Hog Rider you must stick a whole corn in her asshole.

my friend moana doesn't like corn but destroyed the Hawaii Hog Rider

by shlongkeydonkey January 26, 2018

chimp my ride

The addition of Ape's to a vehicle, in effect a method of 'blining' up your 'wheels'. 'homey'.

Oh, man You gonna chimp my ride? sweet!

by XXImpzorzzxx August 7, 2006

riddled

Someone with a large collection of STIs/STDS, usually coincides with lack of standards or morals.

"So I heard Louise slept with three different guys at your party!"
"Yeah, they musta been drunk, everyone knows Louise is riddled"

by Earl85 March 30, 2008

The Riddler

When your bang'in a chick that's so wasted she won't be able to remember anything the next day.... finish yo business and don't forget to draw a large question mark on her forehead in permanent marker before you leave.

Random Stranger: Why do you have a Question Mark on your forehead?
Hungover Chick: I don't know. I don't remember anything from last night.
Random Stranger: Huh. You must have got fucked by The Riddler last night.

by Bullfrog12356 February 11, 2010

Riddy

Getting caught wanking on your knees by your dad.

''Shit where's Dan at'', ''Ah he's not allowed out he was caught doing a Riddy''

by Gilesyy July 12, 2020