by Liberte July 28, 2006
Hym "Want to hear the greatest joke of all time?" *Tells joke*
Iam "Tsss hehehehehe ok. I see how that's kind of funny."
Hym "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!"
Iam "Tsss hehehehehe ok. I see how that's kind of funny."
Hym "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!"
by Hym Iam April 27, 2022
Greetings. My name is Beef, and today I would like to present an exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke. I will now begin.
Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.
I hope whoever has just read this enjoyed the humorous "your mother" joke. Thank you for your time, and have a blessed day.
Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.
I hope whoever has just read this enjoyed the humorous "your mother" joke. Thank you for your time, and have a blessed day.
by RealMr.SpyCrab1 September 16, 2022
by Bill gronos July 01, 2009
My plan to hold nuclear weapons hostage for millions of dollars failed so I'm going to kill myself and a bunch of other people.
Sarcastic expression used before arming a nuclear weapon.
'em is the government
Sarcastic expression used before arming a nuclear weapon.
'em is the government
Used by John Travolta's character in the movie Broken Arrow when restarting the nuclear bomb after he realizes his plan has failed.
fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
by user name 007 May 16, 2010
A take off of the expression "…over my head". Used to describe a joke that was so crude and/or immature, that it's not funny.
by BryanJ October 18, 2003
by pancho sancho June 05, 2010