Greetings. My name is Beef, and today I would like to present an exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke. I will now begin.
Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.
I hope whoever has just read this enjoyed the humorous "your mother" joke. Thank you for your time, and have a blessed day.
Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.
I hope whoever has just read this enjoyed the humorous "your mother" joke. Thank you for your time, and have a blessed day.
by RealMr.SpyCrab1 September 16, 2022
Get the An exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke.mug. by Bill gronos July 1, 2009
Get the Fuck 'em if they can't take a jokemug. My plan to hold nuclear weapons hostage for millions of dollars failed so I'm going to kill myself and a bunch of other people.
Sarcastic expression used before arming a nuclear weapon.
'em is the government
Sarcastic expression used before arming a nuclear weapon.
'em is the government
Used by John Travolta's character in the movie Broken Arrow when restarting the nuclear bomb after he realizes his plan has failed.
fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
by user name 007 May 16, 2010
Get the fuck 'em if they can't take a jokemug. A take off of the expression "…over my head". Used to describe a joke that was so crude and/or immature, that it's not funny.
by BryanJ October 18, 2003
Get the That (joke) went under my head.mug. by pancho sancho June 5, 2010
Get the joke em if they can't take a fuck!mug. by Mybdaymeansagodwasborn October 22, 2019
Get the do you wanna hear a jokemug. When you turn your hands into a claw like shape point your finger tips at each other and move them in a way as if your solving a rubrics cube then simultaneously making a deep sound similar to that of a whale making sweat love to a cow. Going a little something like this " Whab, whab, whab" This gesture can be used in many situations such as explaining lesbian sex to a young child teaching and telling your fiends this is what you did his/hers mom last night. The goal of this gesture is to instill fear and confusion.
Jack : "what the hell are you doing"
Tom : "Its what i did to your mother last night( while making "The worst inside joke (hand gesture)" ) "
Tom : "Its what i did to your mother last night( while making "The worst inside joke (hand gesture)" ) "
by Dr.superfly January 2, 2010
Get the The worst inside joke (hand gesture)mug.