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Greasy Elephant

When a friend's parent buys you a thoughtful gift that you weren't expecting, such as a scented candle or a deck of playing cards.
"Damn Jimmy, I can't believe your mom dropped such a greasy elephant on me last night! My room is going to smell so nice once I light it!"

"Oh Mr. Johnson... Please put that greasy elephant away... It's too much... and your wife is coming home soon. Thank you for this deck of playing cards!"
by SaintBoy June 11, 2018
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go elephants

Without a doubt, the most popular chant at the University of Alabama. Most girls get wet just thinking about Big Al's trunk slithering inside them, carefully shooting peanuts again and again. At each game, right before kick off, students all scream in unison, "Go ELEPHANTS" as soon as they spot Nick Saban and hot hunk Al. They only show the Roll Tide on TV because the true phrase is too powerful to be heard by mere mortals(let alone people from Ohio)
Can't wait to go to the game! Go elephants!!!
by getItInGorgas April 28, 2019
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Blondy Elephant

An elephant with blond hair. Usually found in scuffed russian (eastern european) countries. Able to speak human languages although usually not understandable due to scuffed russian accent.
Human: Hey how are you today?
Blondy Elephant: *mumbles in scuffed russian accent*
Human: uh huh
by Wmbd July 1, 2019
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James Elphick

A James Elphick is a man. His got a huge heart, is giving, kind, caring & supportive. He thinks outside of the box and isn’t afraid to act unconventionally which often ends up successful.
His strength is admirable, his resilience remarkable, His a fighter in every way; nothing can stop a James Elphick! Not even a car going 80km/h!

James is the typical bloke who enjoys his boys, having fun and chicks. Always has too much time for everyone else while he neglects his own issues.
With James Elphick you will always feel safe and will always be safe while his around. His easy to spend time with and have a laugh with and fall in love with. Makes your life enjoyable and gives it meaning.
His incredibly skilled in many areas of life like with bikes, tools, dietary, physical fitness, keeping his lady satisfied 😘

Although perfect he may seem he struggles paying attention. He can be influenced. He has trust issues from childhood that makes maintaining a meaningful relationship difficult. He doesn’t usually hold a grudge too long at detriment to himself.

Also, you most definitely don’t want to get into a fight with a James Elphick as most everyone will end up worse off then when they start. You know it when you’ve been punched by James!
If you ever had a James Elphick then your an idiot for ever letting him go! Because now I’ve got him I’m never letting him go and unfortunately that should mean you all miss out on the best man out there!
James Elphick is the love of my life.
Kate: I love you baby, happy early birthday present my man.
James: My Birthday isn’t for another 2 weeks! But thanks babe.
Kate: You know id do anything for you babe xx
by Kate Elphick July 23, 2019
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Pink Elephant

Pink Elephant - A person who in reality is a Communist, Fascist, or Socialist, who claims to be a Republican.
He ran as a conservative Republican, but he's only a pink elephant.
by ronkon August 26, 2019
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Pink Elephant

We need a symbol that says we're gay and conservative. Just then a balloon of a pink elephant floated into the room
by Möuntain Mike December 27, 2019
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Leather elephant

A gay sex toy that is shaped like a elephants trunk. The leather elephant is inserted in a man’s asshole.
It has a metal prong at the tip with a barb on it and the base of the leather elephant is typically made of leather or polyvinyl rubber. It is used typically by kinky gay men.
“Good old Klaus hung out at the local gay bar and was notorious for using his leather elephant on the twinks that he picked up there
by Nerdboy1982! October 23, 2019
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