cheese weenie

a dirty,std infected penis. may smell like cheese and/or appear to have cheese coming out of it. cheese weenie was invented and first used by G.

man u have been with so many nasty bitches, i bet u got cheese weenie don't u?

by shane941 March 27, 2007

Cheese Bread

A variety of drunk food that involves melting copious amonts of cheese on bread. There are several varieties of toppings that may be added, including garlic powder, salami, bacon and/or fresh basil.

We got home from the bar and made some sweet, sweet cheese bread.

by Canmor August 11, 2009

cheese pie

a cheese filled pie

hey man putsome cheese in that pie ok

by rahzell smokespot July 3, 2003

Cheese Cutter Syndrome

When your ass-hair gets tangled when releasing excrement causing fecal matter to be pushed through it, cutting it like a cheese cutter.

"That would have been the best shit of my life, except for the cheese cutter syndrome."

by Bryan1618 January 27, 2010

cheese monkey covered in jam dance

a dance that involves jumping around like a monkey and rubbing yourself around to signify the jam.

jig jig rub rub

by paul of death November 23, 2003

cheese on rice

1. A cleanlier alternative to saying "Jesus Christ!"
2. Probably deee-licious.

1.
Guy 1: "There's some kind of orgy going on outside in the intersection!"
Guy 2: "Jesus Christ!"
Guy 1: "Hey, don't use the Lord's name in vain, fucker!"
Guy 2: "Sorry. 'Cheese on rice!'"

2.
Girl 1: "Whoa, that looks deee-licious. What is it?"
Girl 2: "Cheese on rice! Hey... is that an orgy outside?"

by Mr Whale Jr November 24, 2005

Cheese-Hammer

Cheese - soft squidgy edible substance.
Hammer – object to pound with. To hammer a steak tenderises it, to Hammer a piece of cheese would be a waste of time! A Cheese-Hammer has no place in life!

My current boss is a complete Cheese-Hammer.

by Threaders April 6, 2006