i eat toothpasteVEEVO#6969

person who was witnessed someone piss themselved in a restaurant

they are also a smart fella AND fart smella

"i eat toothpasteVEEVO#6969 spells BAD"
"i agree"

by jamie or jack idk September 9, 2021

I AIN'T FIGGING

It is a truism that says, I AIN'T KIDDING. I FIGGED in new ways.

To FIG is to have hot food SEX with your ASSHOLE or I AIN'T FIGGING as EATING SHIT with your ORAL CAVITY is ORAL FIGGING because it comes down to where each HOLES these normally belong to in the FIRST PLACE which means I AIN'T FIGGING as HAPPY FIGGING.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 9, 2021

Tudor I.

Magnetul femeilor,

Mama Tudor I. si-a facut alta iubita? Chiar ca e magnet...

by wASPYLOL September 10, 2021

I poop

The two most deadly words in the english lexicon

*hey I poop* *dies*

by Tomslick59 September 11, 2021

i forgor/

Think of it this way: so you just finished your homework but it was really late so you left it out. the next day you failed school because you didn't bring it. now you live off of deez nuts jokes. guess i just wasted your time

I forgor/ my homework

by my tikok: Trash_panda_leo September 12, 2021

i like your kneecaps

I like your kneecaps (but in italics) (:

it gives you the ability to not go 10 feet near a school or a park

Mike: I like your kneecaps Mary.

Mary: get tf away from me you redo

by SplitPSoup September 13, 2021

I like your kneecaps

gives you a restraining order to not go anywhere near a school

Mike: I like your kneecaps Mary.
Mary: Get tf away from me you creep.

by SplitPSoup September 13, 2021