whale dynamite

Trying something which has failed spectacularly in the past, the way that Oregon authorities tried to remove a rotting whale carcass from a beach with dynamite, apparently thinking it would vanish in a fireball rather than being spread over a wide area in the form of chunks of rancid whale blubber -- and then thirty years later tried to do the same thing.

Cutting rich people's taxes in order to stimulate the economy is nothing but whale dynamite.

by johnmburt1960 July 19, 2017

Sperm whale

A whale that’s blow whole has been recently fucked.

Bro Brody just made a new sperm whale!

by The_White_Indian December 11, 2019

Exploding Whale

When a small government fucks something up.

"That twenty six thousand dollar golf simulator sure is an exploding whale."

by Jack Oughoften November 12, 2020

Whale

Girls called: Skye, Ella, Lola and other are massive cunts who can’t swim cause they sink

Dave: I saw a whale yesterday

Pete: really where
Dave: at the dstc the fat cunts were running and I felt it

by Jansfat May 25, 2020

Rumpback Whale

The ass-like crack formed by a fat lady wearing a tight bathing suit in the middle of her back.

That lady has a plumber's rumpback whale.

by Hhead August 30, 2013

Milk whale

When a guy comes in the back if your throat and it shoots out your nose.

"Damn, I just milk whaled her."

"Let's milk whale."

"Hold on, I'm milk whaling them."

by takethistoyourcave July 14, 2016

Whaling

Laying naked on your bed after a hot shower letting the ceiling fan dry you off.

I told him to just come in, the door was open, I was whaling and I wasn’t quite dry yet.

by UnionSuitHero November 2, 2025