Goon

Lots of definitions but in the UK means, muppet, idiot, sucker(US)

used to tease someone in a joke/flirtatious way

Eg. Him: “nawww your so cute uno x😍”
Her: “haha ur such a goon X”

by Yosupfam September 9, 2018

goon day

The day of ts gooning pmo

ts icl pmo, im gonna friggin goon day yo, ts gooning pmo

by NxioiiNxio February 1, 2025

Kash Patel flicker gooning

Kash Patel flicker gooning is an extremely niche lethal gooning technique that releases sperm at an unbelievable speeds and dihstance. to perform this gooning technique, you must be a limited edition voter for Trump to obtain this legendary gooing techinque. the only public information is that you must be on Epsteins Island while flicker gooning with bubba's penis in your mouth, and you must also have a car battery wired to both of your twisted testicles.

I was Kash Patel flicker gooning today.

by Dudeman67 November 20, 2025

Butterfly gooning

When you gracefully and sensitively stroke your peanits so gracefully and softly it reminds you of a butterfly wing flapping

I was butterfly gooning out in the forest, and nature started calling my name.

by ImgoingtooBLOwwwww November 12, 2025

goon

some n00b with stupid eyes
some 1 who is hired
hired goon

Ben ***** evans is a hired goon lool

by Steve601 January 1, 2008

goon or edge

A slang term used to ask the target whether they prefer to edge their meat or go on gooning sessiond

Hey Alex goon or edge?

by Zesaeit July 11, 2024

Moon gooning

When you and the boys go out at night, take payote and goon in the moonlight.

Friend One. Hey boys wanna go out and moon goon tonight?
Friend Two. Yeah I could go for some moon gooning tonight.

by Crankinghogsallnight December 23, 2023